Pole Dancer Alarm Clock

Okay, I’ve always had male friends, so I’m privy to more “man stories” then I would care to tell. I’ve always enjoyed one of the boys, some things took a while for me to understand. I would never say it, but there are definitely some guy things I could have been happier not knowing, but now that I get, I’m sorry to bring to your attention, the pole dancer alarm clock like on Lexmark Interpret S405 Printer.

Here’s a chance to awaken a busty bikini blonde spinning and twirling seductively around a pole as BA-chika-chika-ba music plays and cool colored lights flashing, they can be made of plastic, like most … oh nevermind. Told told most men do not care what their wives are made.

If you’re still with me, and actually interested in clock functionality, the clock part is provided with a digital LED display hours / minutes, alarm on / off, a demo button, snooze, and a light to illuminate The awesome display in the dark … ohhhh, that’s nice is not it?

No word yet on whether brunettes, redheads dancing men or ever will be made available, but this special honey can be yours for less than $ 24.00 U.S. dollars at www.amazon.com. Drinks and dollar bills are not included.

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